Eric the white horse

A white horse walks into a pub and the landlord shouts out: “Hey, we’ve got a whisky here named after you!” The horse replies: “What, Eric?”

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Less is more…

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, “Can I have a pint of Less, please?” “I’m sorry sir,” the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, “I’ve not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?” “I’ve no idea,” replies the guy, “The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week [...]

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The hamster pianist and the singing frog

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “No way, pal. I don’t think you can pay for it.” “You’re right,” the guy says. “I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?” “You have [...]

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The peanuts and the fruit machine

A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying “Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely.” Then the fruit machine shouted “Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don’t go with those shoes.” The barman apologised. “I’m sorry,” he said, [...]

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